BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS." Ron Weasley: food porn blog Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege." Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar. Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger. Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats. Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera." McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts. Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it. Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions. Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard". Dumbledore: all the gay porn
i really love dragons
dragons are wonderful and should be real
IM PRETTY FUCKING REAL
HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL DRAGON
DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT
what the FUCK.
please do not swear i am a christian